“Sol Prendido” for Borderland Beat
The trials and tribulations of life for two fresh-faced men in jail appear on film. And in the immortal words of Big JD from Prison Break Raw, “they’re about to get slapped with that dick of reality.”
A flurry of questions are being asked, followed by repeated strikes across their faces. The inmate welcoming committee is giving the two-bit thieves a crash course on how things are going to be behind those prison walls during their stay.
Raw and in your face abuse by a cadre of hardened goons are the harsh realities of life that they must now endure.
Bully #1: Tell me what you were doing on the outside, tell me what you were doing on the outside. Lift up your face.
Captive #1: I was stealing.
Bully #1: What were you stealing?
Captive #1: Motorcycles.
Bully: Which thoroughfare were you committing robberies in?
Captive #1: It was on the Nicolas Bravo thoroughfare.
Bully #1: Whet about you?
Captive #2: I was helping people go through the area.
Bully #1: No, I don’t think so. You were also out there stealing with this dude. What were you and this guy stealing?
Captive #2: Cell phones.
Bully #2: Put your fucking hands down you son of a bitch.
Cameraman: Mono, wait a bit. We’re going to record one guy first and then the other.
Bully #1: Well, let’s see you son of a bitch. You’re obviously below us on the scale of criminality. So, go ahead and tell me that you’re going to overcome and assault us…
Bully #2: What were you stealing?
Bully #1: Tell me those words. Try to assault me you son of a bitch, assault me, assault me. Come on and try to assault me you son of a bitch. It’s obvious you’re a fucking dumb ass. Try to hit me, try to hit me you idiot. I want you to hit me the way you were striking those women out there.
Bully #2: Lift up your face.
Bully #1: Turn that faggot towards me. Turn that faggot towards me. Make those sons of bitches face each other.
Bully #1: They need to give each other a kiss.
Bully #1: Give each other a kiss, give each other a kiss, a kiss, a kiss you idiots. But I want to see a passionate kiss between you two idiots. That’s right you sons of bitches. Now get your asses inside your cages…