It’s still nine days to this year’s “Juneteenth,” but the Biden administration is getting an early start on the pandering. It is an election year, after all.

A large event was held on the White House lawn, and Joe Biden was in attendance. What followed were several scenes that managed to be both equally hilarious and scary. You want to laugh, but then you remember this is the President of the United States. 

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My favorite part is where he just gives up at the end because he simply can’t clap on beat. Remember, this is a guy who claims he grew up attending black churches. If you’re from the South, you can tell that dude has never stepped foot inside a black church just by looking at him. 

There’s a lot I could point out about this. For example, the fact that Biden’s arms are atrophied by his side as he attempts to manufacture some form of emotion without actually moving. And yeah, that’s a guy in a sequin dress sitting three chairs down from him because, of course, it is. There’s even an extremely awkward fist bump in which Biden appears to blank out for a moment. 

But it’s the eyes that really get me. Somehow, while standing outside, he manages to go the first 34 seconds of that video without blinking. Whatever they have him on is strong stuff. 

Soon enough, it was time for the president to take the stage. The speech was typical, in so far as it was a collaboration of lies meant to sow racial division in the most evil of ways. It was also typical, in so far as Biden is completely senile. 

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Don’t worry, guys. It’s just a stutter. That’s the reason he continually has these mental breakdowns in which he slurs through words, making them completely unintelligible. 

Again, it’s the eyes. You don’t have to even listen to what he says because you can just look at him and tell him no one is home. He’s a cadaver hopped up on stimulants, reading a teleprompter and managing to fail at that as well. 

His handlers seemed to be aware of how short of a window they had because this speech was kept short. Minutes after it began, Biden shuffled off the stage, first having to be corrected for walking in the wrong direction before presumably heading to bed. 

Maybe the American people flip a switch and decide they no longer care, but for now, Biden is stuck with one inescapable reality: His own senility. 

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What do you even do if you’re an advisor to the president? You could keep him in hiding, but then it would be obvious why you were doing so. Thus, they are forced to let him appear in public, yet every time he does, he looks less and less mentally and physically capable of performing the duties of the office. It’s a double-edged sword, and there’s no solution on the horizon. Biden isn’t going to de-age. This is only going to get worse, and there are limits to what drugs can do.